Quick Teacher Jokes

Best Excuses For Not Having Your Homework

A. I lost it fighting this kid you said you weren't the best teacher in the school.

B. I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had Our puppy toilet trained on it.

C. Some aliens from outer space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked I put it in a safe, but lost the combination.

D. I loaned it to a friend, but he suddenly moved away.

E. Our furnace stopped working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing.

F. I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing machine.

G. I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload My little sister ate it.