Quick Teacher Jokes

Camping Experience

It was the first camping experience for Paul. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled.

"What happened?" asked a fellow camper.

"I was chased by a black snake!" cried the frightened Paul. The camper laughed and retorted, "A black snake isn't deadly."

"Listen," groaned Paul, "if he can make you jump off a fifty-foot cliff, he is!"